The Many Faces of Sex and the City

“The place looks great.”

“No, I look good next to it, on it I look like this —”

“Yeah, you’re a PC guy, you’re not compatible.”

“Charlotte, I’m masturbating, I’ve been masturbating all afternoon, I told you that’s what I’d be doing.”

“We usually stay at my place, because he buys that two-in-one shampoo and, eeeeehhh.”

“You could say I’m so sorry for your loss, I love you, I’m here for you — THAT’S ENOUGH RIBBON — you’re in my thoughts, may she rest in peace.”

“I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT!”

“…her son John, and his wife Miranda…”

“You know nobody talks about backing up, I’ve never heard you use that term before, but apparently everybody is secretly going home at night an backing up their work.”

“My youth…my youth…”